I once had a girl tell me her clothing wasn’t meant to be suggestive. Um, last time I checked lady, my pornographic imagination was your responsibility. Nice try though.
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Pedro Leiva playing football
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when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
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1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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the best fucking vine video ever
fUCK
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i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
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